How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Each breed gives a very differnt answer:

Border Collie - Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Cocker Spaniel - Why change it? I can still relieve myself on the carpet in the dark.

Dachshund - You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

German Shepherd - I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and made just one more patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Golden Retriever - The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

Greyhound - It isn't moving. What's the point?

Jack Russell - I'll just pop it in whilst I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Labrador - Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Maltese - Let the Border Collie do it, You can feed me while he's busy.

Old Englasih Sheep Dog - Lightbulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

Poodle - I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finihses rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler - Make me.

Cat - Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?